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The belief that a walking dead Jewish deity who was his own father although he always existed, commits suicide by cop, although he really didn't die, in order to give himself permission not to send you to an eternal place of torture that he created for you, but instead to make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh, drink his blood and telepathically promise him that you accept him as your master, so he can cleanse you of an evil force that is present in mankind because a rib-woman and a mud-man were convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.

Yeah, rrright. This was in last month's Freethought Today, from the FFRF. You should already know this as you should be a member and getting your FT in the mail 10 times a year.