Come Back In A Few Days

I'll be away from the laptop for a few days. Later today I'm driving out to Oakley to see Nicole and my grandkids. This will be the first time I've seen them since Sandra showed me the door. I'm really looking forward to it.
Saturday night I'm going to the Thunder game and may take a few pics. Sunday is the first Daddy Longball golf outing of 2012, so I'll have a few pics to post here and on the official club blog here.
Finally, Marie and I are going to Sandy Beach on Monday for a quick getaway. Though you all have seen Sandy Beach a thousand times, I still may take a couple of pics for the hell of it.
So, by late Wednesday night or Thursday afternoon, I should have new content of the weekend's activites and whatever I've mined from my interweb browsing. Come back then. And thanks for coming by in the first place. It kills me that there are people in the world who share my sense of humor and are interested in what I write. That is so cool.

I Hope Newt Wins The GOP Nomination

That will for sure shoo in Obama for a second term. Romney should be the one running for the GOP, but he appears to be a tax dodger and that pesky Mormonism gets in the way of Republicans and Tea Partiers who want someone who worships Jaaaayyyyyyyzzzzzzzzuuuuuuuuusssssss.

This Kills Me

This Kills Me

There's Way Too Many

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Salud!

Many Tattoos

A Nice Looking Danish Gal

Fair Is Fair

My Kind Of Winter Wear

This Made Me Laugh

Boo-TAY

Rhianna Shows The Nips

Why even wear a shirt at all. Not like I'm complaining or anything.

The Inerrant Word Of God

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Fox News Is The 100% Oracle Of Truth

Well, not really. But this cartoon reminded me of the guy's dad, who watches Faux news all day every day. And he's never voted. Go figure.

Pray Away The Homophobia

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Imagine

Imagine the Fox News outrage if a Democrat had pointed at Bush like this.

What Is There About This Picture That's Funny?

I'll let you think about it for a day or two before I post the answer. I poached this from Stacy B's facebook.

Oscar The Man

Salud!

1912 Sexy

I don't think the housekeeper dresses like this either.

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This Is Cool

Sucker!

Guns And Preggos

I don't get it. Is this a southern thing or what? She looks ready to pop.

Purpose Of Life

As an Athest, I'd have to say off the top of my head that my purpose in life is whatever I choose it to be. There is no god inspired higher purpose that depends on the sky daddy. Life, for the most part, is what you make of it.

Salud!

This Sucks

I've been in the friend zone. More than once. And it sucks.

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Today's Arty Nude

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I've Done This

No, not pose in a black one piece. I have pulled up my shirt to show off the Buddha Belly for the whole world to see. More than once, mind you. We were all up in Tahoe for a softball tournament and I rubbed my belly on the glass at Harrah's between the slot machines and the street. Then a bus drove past and they all got an eyeful of the Buddha.

This Made Me Chuckle

Chest Bump

Now they really should have been topless, but I still approve. And, what does FTW mean? Beats the hell out of me and I'm too dense to figure it out. Lil help here.

This Is Scary

Kyleigh must have drawn it.

No Shit

Snowed In

This is why I won't live in it.

I Love Math

Beer In A Bag

I haven't seen beer served like this before. I wonder what "tsingtao" means in Chinese. There's a paper we distribute at the Happy Homestead called Sing Tao. Oh, and it was Lunar New Year last Tuesday, so Happy New Year. We always celebrated it as kids with my parents and the Fong side of the family. This year Marie brought home Panda Express. I guess that's about as Chinese as we got this year.

She's Trying

This is Miley Cyrus. It looks like she's trying to shed her goodie two shoes image. Time to pose for Playboy, Miley.

Salud!

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I'm SO Going To Hell

God does say in Genisis 1:29 to hit the blunt. Funny how our "Christian" countrymen in charge of the DEA seem to forget that.

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This Kills Me

Worship The Burger